Yummy Mummy - Fit, fashionable, well groomed, manicured, tanned, toned, skilled, organized, financially secure, high-maintenance, attractive, stay-at-home mom whose family is her career and it runs like clockwork. Wears designer yoga gear or designer jeans. Drives an SUV. Husband is a professional or white collar.
Slummy Mummy - Spacey, slatternly, careless, careworn, worn out, disheveled, disorganized, overwhelmed, flabby saggy tummy, dark circled eyes, without make-up, wears sweats. Drives a rusted out hatchback. Husband is hard-working and tired.
Bummy Mummy - Same as Slummy Mummy with or without the husband, on welfare, many scruffy kids.
Crummy Mummy - Single working Mother with child in daycare. She is frazzled, stressed out, exhausted, worried, sad, financially insecure, not much left at the end of the day to give to the child she hasn't seen all day. Takes public transportation. Divorced from a dead beat dad.
Chummy Mummy - Your best friend.
Dummy Mummy - Not too bright.
Gummy Mummy - Sticky kids.
Rummy Mummy - Tipsy.
Strummy Mummy - Plays the ukuele.
Tummy Mummy - Pregnant.
Plummy Mummy - Stay-at-home or part time work, spends wisely, fashionable but not extravagant, well-groomed, organized, skilled, healthy, attractive. Drives a mini-van. Husband is an involved Dad with a good job.
(http://bloggin-babzy.blogspot.com/2007/11/yummy-mummies-and-crummy-mummies.html)
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